1. The Hipster co-op is growing a plethora of corn. A sixteenth of the corn is allocated to co-op consumption and the remainder will be refined into ethanol to power the looms that will make the plaid fabric for the co-op sewing mills. The hipsters are busy and quite happy, while we are proud of our efforts to keep them off the east coast.
2. The dry cleaners will be making rounds at lunch on Monday so remember to leave your Hermes leisure-wear on your exterior dry cleaning hook for pick up.
3. We're happy to report that all fist-fights have been taken out behind the dumpster.
4. The new fire-pit will be lit for the first time tonight. Remember to continue to rehearse your part for the Battle Hymn of the Republic so that we can really "wow" the parents and the locals. Hoedown to follow.
Enjoy your weekend,
le Kamp Koop
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