Friday, July 29, 2011

Seal-ing the Deal

No, we're not advocating the clubbing of adorable baby seals.  Instead, as friends of capitalism and game theory, we are crafting a response to the current political quagmire (the one that followed on the coattails of a thrillingly muggy weather pattern to the swamp that we call our Capital).  Our response follows the old adage "if you can't beat them, join them." Only we suggest instead of joining them, we profit from them.

Here's the deal: every kamper gets $100 to invest in the markets.  Do it wisely.  Fear is a funny thing.  Good luck.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Stand By Your Bat-Phone

A local neighborhood watch group recently commissioned Kamp Koop to design and build a Bat-Mobile for their nightly patrols.  We ask that any interested kampers amend their summer plans and return to Kamp to help with this challenging off-season project.