Kansas

Kids, Put on your ass kicking boots because today we are going to round up all of the hipsters in Greenpoint, Williamsburg, and if there is time left, Station North. Tomorrow, we will ship them to work a small organic cornfield in Kansas (their co-op dream, realized).  On Thursday, we will revel victoriously over the end of offending body odor, over-sized glasses, ironic detachment and reclaim the streets for the people.