Weekend Briefing

1. The Hipster co-op is growing a plethora of corn.  A sixteenth of the corn is allocated to co-op consumption and the remainder will be refined into ethanol to power the looms that will make the plaid fabric for the co-op sewing mills.  The hipsters are busy and quite happy, while we are proud of our efforts to keep them off the east coast.

2. The dry cleaners will be making rounds at lunch on Monday so remember to leave your Hermes leisure-wear on your exterior dry cleaning hook for pick up.

3. We're happy to report that all fist-fights have been taken out behind the dumpster.

4. The new fire-pit will be lit for the first time tonight.  Remember to continue to rehearse your part for the Battle Hymn of the Republic so that we can really "wow" the parents and the locals. Hoedown to follow.

Enjoy your weekend,

le Kamp Koop

Dad's Porsche

It appears that Tom crashed his father's Porsche into the harbor last night.  We should all look at this as a lesson and help him raise funds to fix the car with a combination bake-sale/lemonade-stand.

Team Gear

The Hermès after-hours casual-wear for the late lunch lax club, the evening squash players and Kyle the clarinet player is now available.  Remember to check the sizing and please, only three cravats per person.  Also, a few of you still need to pick up your custom engraved Beretta shotguns.




Raquetball Assn:  Your velour tracksuits and embroidered Sketcher shape-ups are scheduled to arrive before the weekend. 

Phase Two Complete

Special thanks to all who helped round up the hipsters yesterday.  The trucks are loaded and on their way to the heartland.

Kansas

Kids, Put on your ass kicking boots because today we are going to round up all of the hipsters in Greenpoint, Williamsburg, and if there is time left, Station North. Tomorrow, we will ship them to work a small organic cornfield in Kansas (their co-op dream, realized).  On Thursday, we will revel victoriously over the end of offending body odor, over-sized glasses, ironic detachment and reclaim the streets for the people.