Cosmology of Bad Music

In honor of the new Electronic Music Center, The Meandering Misanthropic Musicians proposed a new coffee table book with the intention of tackling the theory of music gone wrong. Current ideas for chapters include the following:

1. Giorgio Moroder

2. "Dude, this guy is the best guitar player ever."

3. Falco

4. Painfully Nostalgic/Dramatic Interpretations of the Canon 

5. "He's an amazing musician, he plays all the instruments in the band."

Please submit any suggestions, photographs or essays to your bunk house leader.