A pack of mangy, wild dogs from Pennsylvania has somehow wandered onto our kamp grounds. Follow fire-drill procedure #2. Also, do not look into the eyes of the feral animals and remain indoors until notification stating otherwise. If you are a Late Lunch Laxer or an Evening Squasher with your custom engraved Beretta shotgun ready and loaded then you are permitted outside.
Thank you for your cooperation
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