käm(ə)ˈrädərē

It's been a long week and we're all feeling drained at Kamp Koop.  In an effort to lighten the mood, the Kamp Band will play a late show in the little used "fancy dance box" on the third floor of the Greek Studies building.  We don't want to give too much away, but we hear they've been arranging some new tunes in the key of d(ancemothafuckadance).  The god of wine will manifest himself in the form of Welch's concord grape juice for all attendees. 

Beached Whales

Kamp Koop will provide emergency relief effort to those who claim the winter blues is the cause of their listlessness and indulgence in Friends reruns whilst lounging like sea cows on the upholstery.  We will not let you get crushed by the weight of your own body, dammit.  We will help you find solace in knitting, knife throwing and scotch.