We Sing

In honor of the of the matrimonial air wafting across the Atlantic, we at Kamp Koop have arranged for a sing-along of the UK and US national anthems at sundown under the fresh foliage of the Founder's Tree on the main parade grounds.  In an effort to create a sentimental atmosphere, we will substitute  "Jerusalem" for "God Save The Queen"  and "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" for "The Star-Spangled Banner".  Mock-tails for the kampers and gin based Apple-tinis for the counselors to follow.

Cheerio

Fabricated Forms

We received "Hurt Feelings" Reports from three (Shannon, Rick and Bobby) kampers in the the counselors' collective mailbox.  Please note the form's origination is undetermined so in lieu of sanctioned Kamp procedure for handling complaints, we will post the egregious, albeit hilarious, grievances on the message board outside of bunkhouse five.  All kamp approved forms are available at the registrar.

Storytime at the Koop with Kounselor Adam

Please be aware that, unlike most institutions of higher learning, the Koop is not substituting Film Studies for Literature and, in a possibly unrelated note, it is not re-instituting the gold standard.  Laissez-Faire is fine just the way it is.  Tomorrow we volunteer at the soup kitchen in tribute to Ayn Rand.

We've run out of Soap

We're expecting a shipment tomorrow morning.  Stay calm and keep your perspiration to a minimum for the rest of the day. 

Thank you for your patience

Stockholm Swindlers

A group of kampers departed today for the north land to practice the art of pickpocketing. We wish them luck.