Beeeeezzzz

Wildflower Honey is the treat of choice today at Kamp Koop

Bus Driver

We regretfully announce the departure of our most tenured bus driver

Pasta Night

Kamp Koop had a rather successful pasta dinner last night.  Thank you to all those who helped roll and cut the dough.  Bonus points will be awarded to any camper who submits a report on the history of pasta.   


*Bonus points redeemable for ammunition, engraved knives, domestic beer and smokeless tobacco.

Dear America

Fun is only fun if it is organic. So stop sucking all the fun out of it.

Bookstore

Demand studies suggest it is time for Kamp Koop to offer team merchandise.  Our bookstore will be up and running shortly.  Be sure to check back soon!

AUTUMN...

it starts today and doesn't quit until the shortest day of the year.  happy harvests. 

Mobile Phone Etiquette

Let it be known that a call-back is expected when one misses a phone call on his/her mobile phone even when there is no voice mail or text message explicitly requesting a response.

Heeeeeeeeeeere's (to) Johnny!

Kamp Koop would like to thank Johns Hopkins University for sponsoring our recent field trip to Hershey Park.  Word of advice: stay off the swings.

LOST KAMPER!!!!!

LANKY ONE IS MISSING!
LAST SEEN ON LONG COUCH IN DORM ROOM 1 WEST.

PLEASE REPORT ANY INFORMATION.

50 Years!

HAPPY BDAY OPEC

KAMP KOOP: TRANSPORATION

We at Kamp Koop would like to thank Goldman Sachs for their recent charitable contribution to our fleet of vehicles.

Kampers:

With the change of season, we will make the switch from aquatic activities to racket recreation.  Tennis and Squash sign-up sheets are now up in the reading room.  Shoes and headbands are required to participate.

Tea Time

Three senior members of Kamp Koop were involved in a culinary kerfuffle.  The case of the Italian Panini from Cuba covered with American Cheese flabbergasted the brain-trust into wild epileptic fits of drop-ceiling terror and fluorescent light confusion.  The staff members recovered but a marble mouthed waiter bent their minds beyond normal human limits.  Wandering like a pack of drooling fools, the staff members used a local Asian market as a life boat back from the depths of the banal and found solace in a 20 LB bag of rice.

Dolphins

Remember to thank Pablo for the croquetas, a special addition to our Kamp Koop does Kuba lunch menu. Here  is some more reading to help you digest.  Cigars will be available to all Kampers at two in the main lobby.

-Patria o Muerte

Kuba

According to a recent conversation with a minor kounselor at  Kamp Koop: Denver, Kuba is an island of excitement and myriad eccentricities.  Her claim has merit so Fidel Kastro is the theme of kamp today.  Mix a planter's punch for breakfast and read this.

Friends,

We at Kamp Koop thank you for your support and patience as we end what turned out to be our busiest summer sessions on record!  After a whirlwind closure to the 2010 session (apologies to Antonio's parents/damn you jellyfish of the narrows Kent), the kounselors at Kamp Koop took some well needed R&R in the former Yougoslavia.  The jaunt in the Balkans was boundless and groundless, yet rather fruitful.  We are, once again, full of vigor and ready to bring you another season of unexpected vulgarities.  We begin with musical festivities on the main lawn with the sweetest adult beverages available through the window of the mess hall; just reach your hand in and fish around until you find your post-work treat.  Masks and costumes are available in the common area on the first floor of the NW building.  Bring your own body paint and a healthy dose of over-caffeinated energy. 

Fondly,
Robert
Kamp Koop Kommander (de Facto)